Call me Spices: haphazard writer of erotic historical fiction, breaker of souls.
I can tell you what a mizzen t'gallant is or the year of Alexander the Great's conquest of Persia, but if you ask me the sine, cosine, or tangent of anything, I will probably stab you in the face. I am female but I like sportcars just as much as I like shoes. Those who don't know me think I'm normal.
They also think I'm sweet and innocent.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Thing I've Learned #67: I Am a Six Year Old Boy
Today was my birthday. I asked for a Nerf gun. I got a Nerf gun. My dad loves it more than I do. I foresee wars in the future. My mother regrets buying it already.