Friday, January 1, 2010

Thing I've Learned #61: This Was Officially the Worst Year Ever

Dear 2009,
I'd like to say I'm sorry to see you go, but that would be an outright lie. You sucked. Good riddance! You made me sick more times than I've ever been in one year. I just LOVE killer-two-week-long colds! You've given me a shitload of stupid projects, not to mention homework and other schoolwork from hell. You killed a helluva a lot of celebrities, and while I don't care so much on a personal level, I don't appreciate your sense of 'humor.' And oh, you killed my pets. Thanks a bunch, you son of a bitch. I hate you.
I think it's safe to say there were only two good things about you:
1) My two weeks in Japan this summer (which you had to ruin the rest of by making me sick.)
2) Avatar. Best. Movie. Ever. Seen it twice, going to see it again as soon as the current shitty project is done.
So thanks, '09, for ruining my life. I hope the door hits you in the ass on your way out.
Here's to the end of the worst year--no, the worst decade!-- ever,
Alyssa A.K.A. Spices

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